Fuckkk me.

Jesus Christ George.

Pred Alert - This gui used to babysit me...

The most nervous man in the world. You could learn a thing or two about killing yourself. If your not down with jeffery the deli man, im not down with you. Plus, it was just a question.

Plies, WTF - Goonette...rowdy

As some of you may know the rapper Plies has decided to ruin his already hurting career by releasing a reality TV show called GOONETTE, this is what a god damn goonette is for all you white folks,
1. Strong, independent woman.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.


Watch vid for a kick. HOLY SHIT.





How can you argue this phenom isnt a goonette, I dont know about you but I know who i'm calling on May 9th.

Check this shit out. FLESHLIGHT.

Yep, The FleshLight became the most popular male sex toy of all time on April 5th 2000009. Tunz a fun fer everyone. Its one thing getting walked in slapping simon around, but imagine the horror of your grandmother walking in on you fucking a flashlight. Nervous thoughts, Nervous issue. More and more males buy this handy little toy every day, but we realize that even more males are hesitant to buy one. What if your mom finds it? What if your little brother uses it behind your back? What if you get lost in it? SHIT GUI.

Kyle and Paul? - David and Christiano?

In this recent photo taken by photograpther Patrick Keating it is clear that sparks still exist between the two soccer phenoms. Christiano is 48% sure he wants to rip those milky white shorts off and re-kindle the fire that bitch Posh pissed on. Despite the earings and tatoos that i'm 100% down with, the flow these 2 would pocket if they sacked up and released their home made sex tape entitled "Fouls outside the box" would be enough to pay for Christi's monthly Dippity-Do bill.

Craig Ferguson - Comedy Icon

For those of you who don't know who Craig Ferguson is, Im sad. You can catch him in the early AM on cable. The Late Late show with Craig Ferguson has changed my life. Weather im watching it with my Grandmother, my cat or some bitch off the street, this show defines buck. Always a laugh, all the time, always eat the worm. Dont be mislead by his first name, Craig Anderson is merely the dirt on the bottom of Craig Fergs shoe. Shiiiit man, harsh. LURK

Joey Moss can bowl?

Words cannot describe the amounts of fun these 2 jokesters had fryin up duel pans of magic. Or did they???? If Barack isnt down with the special olympics why should Jay feel obligated to like Emeril. Local bumdarts claim to have heard Jay banter on the phone to his wife offset in a not so anxious tone, "Listen honey, the gui literally forced my dick into his mouth, hes making us Kraft Dinner tonight, dont be nervous, chill always. Love you." Everyone is praying Emeril gets his shit together ASAP cause honestly, his last 2 cookbooks have been letdowns 100%. I think it goes without saying that if Emeril does decide to hop off the pole and get back to the basics, he could easily fuck with chef Ramsey.